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David and Natalie Get a Dog
It's been there a while. And I look at the chicken in the fridge and then I look at the cans of tomatoes that I have and the fresh garlic and I go, I'm gonna make dinner. I'm gonna make dinner for David and Natalie and they're gonna come over and I'm gonna serve them and David's gonna be like, mm, it's not bad. Like that, but I can't 'cause of quarantine. But I have that thought every single day.
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You know, I want to invite you guys over for dinner, and I know I can't. Every day I have the same fucking thought in my dumb house, which I used to love, which is now a prison. Every day I go the same thing. I look at the chicken I have this ground chicken t…
How long have you had this chicken there?
It's been there a while. And I look at the chicken in the fridge and then I look at the cans of tomatoes that I have and the fresh garlic and I go, I'm gonna make dinner. I'm gonna make dinner for David and Natalie and they're gonna come over and I'm gonna serve them and David's gonna be like, mm, it's not bad. Like that, but I can't 'cause of quarantine. But I have that thought every single day.
Hey, you want me to make this easier on you? That probably wouldn't happen even if there wasn't a quarantine.
No, I know it definitely wouldn't happen if there wasn't a quarantine. You'd never come over for dinner. In my mind, I'm like, we're in some weird space now where you would, right?
Right, right.