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David and Natalie Get a Dog
and I just get— I just get— because, okay, first of all, double standards here. Everyone else comes into the house and eats whatever the hell they want, and God forbid I want a couple blueberries without you devouring all the fresh—
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Thank you.
But I don't know.
And then she fucking bitches at me when I take her strawberries or anything. And then it's like, those are mine. That's what she does. He doesn't like to buy Yeah, and I'm fucking—
and I just get— I just get— because, okay, first of all, double standards here. Everyone else comes into the house and eats whatever the hell they want, and God forbid I want a couple blueberries without you devouring all the fresh—
what do you mean double standard? That's exactly what it is. Everybody comes to the house and they can eat whatever they want, so I can eat whatever I want.
No, you can, but it's just sometimes, like, this is just a roommate problem. This is just like a thing. Like, sometimes, sometimes I just want fresh fruit, and you imagine—
imagine you're a roommate somewhere else, right? And you use that roommate's credit card and you buy food. And then you get mad at them eating the food that you bought. You bought using their credit card. That's not a roommate problem. That makes you a psycho.