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David and Jason Spend Time Apart

And like they, like, they're no longer like working for you, you know what I mean? And I don't want that to happen with my security guard. Like, I don't want him to be like, oh, fuck it, David, I'm not gonna guard you tonight. But I want a security guard that still like respects the fact that he's a security guard. And like, I want to be able to be like, go, go make sure Jason doesn't come anywhere near me. And he like, you know, listens to me. Like, that's worth $300,000 a fucking year.

June 29, 201920:36David
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Jason20:03
Yeah, security guards do, I guess, if you get the right one. David's so funny though because he wants someone that's also gonna be good in the videos. So that's the conversations that we have. I've had had with you, part it's partly about like being safe, but…
David20:21
Yeah, that it needs to be some guy that's just fucking— who knows what's up, who's funny, who ends up strangling you. Yeah, like, and like, like, I want a guy that's like, you know, it's tough with security because like it's tough when you film with someone b…
Jason20:36
Yeah.
David20:36
And like they, like, they're no longer like working for you, you know what I mean? And I don't want that to happen with my security guard. Like, I don't want him to be like, oh, fuck it, David, I'm not gonna guard you tonight. But I want a security guard that still like respects the fact that he's a security guard. And like, I want to be able to be like, go, go make sure Jason doesn't come anywhe…
Jason20:58
I'm sure you're— that guy is out there. You're— I don't know, you're big to your Rob.
David21:04
I have a friend, he does YouTube. He needs security. I don't want to say his name, so I'm just gonna say Billy John. Yeah, Billy John is the name of his videos. And So someone came over to Billy John's house and, uh, or to Billy John's, uh, to Billy John's ho…
Jason21:25
Yeah.