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David and Jason's $100,000 Bet
And then I go— but I wasn't in the mood to be thanked or anything, because I was so tired. I just wanted to get home, because earlier I was at the hospital giving kids toys. And then I don't know what you said next. I think then she was like, wait, really? They were wanted for a robbery? And we go, oh, no, no, no, no. We were just kidding. And she goes, oh my god. That was the best.
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First, I started the whole thing with, you know David's hands are legally registered as weapons in the state of California. That's what I started with.
And then Jason goes, and then when he saw the 4 guys, David thought that it wasn't difficult enough, so he tied one hand behind his back. And he kicked everyone's ass. And then what did you say?
And then he said, and then turns out, 2 of the guys whose ass he kicked had robbed a bank earlier that day and were wanted. And the police came. They were like, thank you so much, David. We've been looking for these guys.
And then I go— but I wasn't in the mood to be thanked or anything, because I was so tired. I just wanted to get home, because earlier I was at the hospital giving kids toys. And then I don't know what you said next. I think then she was like, wait, really? They were wanted for a robbery? And we go, oh, no, no, no, no. We were just kidding. And she goes, oh my god. That was the best.
Yeah.
That was so funny. It's difficult because when you're with new people, they don't know if you're kidding or not.
They don't know you're serious.