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David and Jason's $100,000 Bet
First, I started the whole thing with, you know David's hands are legally registered as weapons in the state of California. That's what I started with.
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They do it all. Don't forget, promo code is VIEWS for $5 off your first order from DoorDash. The other night we were hanging out with a couple people. And there was this girl, and we were driving her home. And Jason was trying to hype me up, right? What did y…
I said you were in a fist fight.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jason just all of a sudden goes, you know what? I got to tell you, David's one of the greatest guys I know. And I go, what the fuck? And he goes, the other day there was these couple guys that came up to me, and they wanted to pick a fig…
First, I started the whole thing with, you know David's hands are legally registered as weapons in the state of California. That's what I started with.
And then Jason goes, and then when he saw the 4 guys, David thought that it wasn't difficult enough, so he tied one hand behind his back. And he kicked everyone's ass. And then what did you say?
And then he said, and then turns out, 2 of the guys whose ass he kicked had robbed a bank earlier that day and were wanted. And the police came. They were like, thank you so much, David. We've been looking for these guys.
And then I go— but I wasn't in the mood to be thanked or anything, because I was so tired. I just wanted to get home, because earlier I was at the hospital giving kids toys. And then I don't know what you said next. I think then she was like, wait, really? Th…