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David and Jason go to Prison

The guards were like, "Are you guys filming?" And we're like, "No." 3 big DSLRs. We all were holding 3 cameras in our hand. And they go, and we go, "We're just visiting our friend. He's being beat." I said, I listened to the playback and it was me going, I sounded like a 12-year-old. I was like, "We're visiting our friend. He's getting out of jail today." That's how I sounded. And the guard goes, "Well, you're gonna stay here if you keep recording." And I go, "Fuck." Okay, so we left. And then we came back and they wouldn't let us back, 'cause they're like, we saw you on the cameras recording the prison, you're not allowed here anymore, go pick up your friend at a train station. So they wouldn't let us back onto the prison grounds, and Jeff, our friend, who used to be an inmate, started backtalking the security guard. He was like, no, let us in, we're here to see our friend, we haven't seen him in 3 years, let us in. And the security guard was like, no, you need to leave now. And Jeff was like, what the hell are you saying? We're gonna stay, like arguing with this guy who works at a prison, and Jeff, went to jail once, so I think he like, he snapped right back into it.

June 7, 20198:18David
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Jason7:58
Oh, um, let's not go to that. But stay alive, guys.
David8:00
But, uh, but in all seriousness, like, if that— if it got to the point where I was being put into prison in 40 years, I'm 100% the type of guy where I'm like, please, like, get me out of here.
Jason8:09
Please kill me. We've talked about this. We talked about it way too much. I was, I was shocked at, um— so then when We went there and then we got stopped by the guards right away. Remember that?
David8:18
The guards were like, "Are you guys filming?" And we're like, "No." 3 big DSLRs. We all were holding 3 cameras in our hand. And they go, and we go, "We're just visiting our friend. He's being beat." I said, I listened to the playback and it was me going, I sounded like a 12-year-old. I was like, "We're visiting our friend. He's getting out of jail today." That's how I sounded. And the guard goes,…
Jason9:16
He went right back into old prison versus guard kind of thing. Yeah, that's all I've heard Jeff says. He's like, these fucking guys, they don't want to fucking do anything. They sit around eating donuts all day.
David9:25
It was really scary.
Jason9:26
They don't fucking care.