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David and Jason go to Prison

Well, I just made a bunch of noise like it dropped and then I got up and I just went to go blow my nose and nothing happened. I was really good about that. But yeah, a lot of people got in trouble for a lot of shit. Two of my friends got in trouble. They would go around, and I thought this shit was only in the fucking movies, but they went around one of our neighborhoods in my hometown, and they took a bat, and they destroyed like an entire street of mailboxes. I mean, I thought that was only in like Benchwarmers, like in the movie. They literally, one guy was driving, and the other was hanging outside of the window, and as they would drive by, boom, boom, boom. They would destroy women— uh, it was a woman— they would destroy wooden mailboxes. Wow. And they got in trouble for that because one guy had them on a security camera.

June 7, 201933:33David
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Jason33:20
What do you mean? It sounds like you got in a lot of trouble or just barely. The stories you've told me on this podcast—
David33:26
I didn't get into any trouble. I was actually pretty good. I didn't get into—
Jason33:30
So to hide it, you went to blow your nose to hide the fact that your phone had fallen?
David33:33
Well, I just made a bunch of noise like it dropped and then I got up and I just went to go blow my nose and nothing happened. I was really good about that. But yeah, a lot of people got in trouble for a lot of shit. Two of my friends got in trouble. They would go around, and I thought this shit was only in the fucking movies, but they went around one of our neighborhoods in my hometown, and they…
Jason34:16
What kind of time did they get for that?
David34:18
They just got— they got detentions. It wasn't bad, even though it's a federal crime.
Jason34:21
They get phones in jail.