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David and Jason go to Prison
There was one time I was cheating and I had my phone right in between my legs and there was like a— there's like a, like a steel a steel shelf that was right under our desks and it held our books. Like, it was like built into the desk and my phone slipped out of my, my phone slipped out of my like legs and landed right on the steel shelf in a quiet classroom setting when boom, and the teacher stands up and oh my God, I fucking, I nearly, it was, it was my final tune-up and I almost started crying. And I just got up and I went straight to like to blow my nose because I freaked out. Nothing really happened.
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Yeah, that always baffles me when I watch my kids do homework now. I'm like, like, can't you just look it up? Yeah, you know, like, what's the point?
I always— my argument was always like, if you can Google it and find out in a different way, it's not cheating. It's like if you're sitting in class and you can get on your phone and quickly Google something and you get the answer, you found out, you found ou…
Yeah, you should be able to take tests with phones.
There was one time I was cheating and I had my phone right in between my legs and there was like a— there's like a, like a steel a steel shelf that was right under our desks and it held our books. Like, it was like built into the desk and my phone slipped out of my, my phone slipped out of my like legs and landed right on the steel shelf in a quiet classroom setting when boom, and the teacher sta…
What do you mean? It sounds like you got in a lot of trouble or just barely. The stories you've told me on this podcast—
I didn't get into any trouble. I was actually pretty good. I didn't get into—
So to hide it, you went to blow your nose to hide the fact that your phone had fallen?