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David and Jason go to Prison

If you want to go back, touch me. I was expecting him to fucking undress me and like really like examine me and make sure like I'm okay. Like, I don't know, because I told him I haven't been there for 6 years. And then the, the other doctor— the other doctor walked in with like the needles, and I fucking hate needles, hate needles. And he ties one of my arms down like ready to find the vein. And he goes, ah, you know, it's gonna hurt in this arm. Let me try the other arm. Let me find the vein in the other arm, 'cause it's gonna hurt here. And then he goes to my other arm, and he goes, fuck, I can't find the vein here. We gotta go back. And I was like, well, you just fucking set me up for this to be the worst experience ever. You just told me how bad this arm's gonna hurt, and now he's coming back.

June 7, 201927:55David
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Jason27:41
Where did you find this doctor?
David27:42
The mall? Is that what you want me to say? No, but, um, yeah, I told Natalie, I'm like, I don't think— I don't think—
Jason27:51
did you say that to him? Did you go, hey, hey man, maybe you want to run this over a couple times?
David27:55
If you want to go back, touch me. I was expecting him to fucking undress me and like really like examine me and make sure like I'm okay. Like, I don't know, because I told him I haven't been there for 6 years. And then the, the other doctor— the other doctor walked in with like the needles, and I fucking hate needles, hate needles. And he ties one of my arms down like ready to find the vein. And…
Jason28:32
You just had a guy go into your mouth and rip two teeth out of your face, and you can't take a little needle?
David28:40
And I told him, I told him, I'm like, I hate needles. I'm like, how do you deal with the pain? I was like, dude, needles fucking terrify me. That's why I'm doing this job, because I like inflicting pain in others. He said it as a joke.
Jason28:51
Maybe this wasn't the right doctor for you.