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David and Jason go to Prison

Very old men with tiny penises and then with huge penises. It's so crazy to see the difference. Yeah, like, you know what I mean? Like, everyone has like the same size hand, but there's something about a dick. For some reason, everyone else has a different size penis. I don't know what it is. You could go up to anybody, be like, show me your hand. Yeah, and you won't go, oh, that's fucking weird, pretty much the same, pretty— that's pretty small. But with dicks, They're all so different, and you really don't find that out until you join a YMCA. And this podcast is brought to you by YMCA. No, but I'm— that is interesting.

June 7, 201921:57David
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Jason21:33
Try going this way this time, David. This way is a lot more fun. Ah! Ah!
David21:42
No, we'd go to the men's and like we'd change there and I was always so uncomfortable. I'd always change in the bathroom, like in the stalls, and there's always these guys walking around with their dicks. And it was like so crazy to see.
Jason21:55
Yeah, older guys do that. Very old men like to walk around.
David21:57
Very old men with tiny penises and then with huge penises. It's so crazy to see the difference. Yeah, like, you know what I mean? Like, everyone has like the same size hand, but there's something about a dick. For some reason, everyone else has a different size penis. I don't know what it is. You could go up to anybody, be like, show me your hand. Yeah, and you won't go, oh, that's fucking weird,…
Jason22:30
We found out tonight that a friend of ours has a giant penis.
David22:32
Yeah.
Jason22:33
How'd that make you feel?