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David and Jason go to Prison

I use, well, I use Suave Kids, the kid shampoo, and it's tear-free. And it's not tear-free. Oh, that's nice. Did you know that it's not tear-free?

June 7, 201919:58David
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Jason19:54
Do you get soap in your eyes still?
David19:56
No, not anymore.
Jason19:57
I still do.
David19:58
I use, well, I use Suave Kids, the kid shampoo, and it's tear-free. And it's not tear-free. Oh, that's nice. Did you know that it's not tear-free?
Jason20:07
I didn't.
David20:08
I still get that shit in my eyes and I still tear up. Yeah, they mean it's tear-free, like it doesn't put tears in your hair, like knots. Oh yeah, like it frees the knots up. Like, that's what they mean. It's not tear-free because it's still soap. Like, put i…
Jason20:24
It's still gonna sting. Yeah, yeah, but baby shampoo doesn't sting, so why don't they just make it—