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David and Jason go to Prison
No, never. Yeah, I think my dad spent that he was in jail in Germany once.
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What is that? Why do people lie to kids? And, you know, kids are smart. They know. They know when you're lying. Well, I didn't. I was fucking dumb.
I was only lied to about 9/11 and Santa Claus. That's like the only ones I can remember. But those ones were pretty fucking— those ones hurt. Those were embarrassing.
Did you ever have anyone go to prison?
No, never. Yeah, I think my dad spent that he was in jail in Germany once.
Oh yeah?
For like a day. He didn't have papers. I could be completely making this up. Every time I say something about my parents and it's incorrect, they call me the next day, like frantically.
He was not in jail in Germany.