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David and Jason go to Prison
They were funny about that. And I was, I was, I was asking about about, like, I had so many questions about prison. One of the things I found out, which was interesting, was when you go to prison, when you go to the yard, you have like a piece of paper with you. It's like your file, and on the file there's like a bunch of check, like a bunch of boxes that the guards will check. And like one of it is if you're a sex offender, they'll check that box. If you got, if you got caught for robbing, they'll check that box. Or if you got caught for, you know, killing someone, they'll check that box. And the inmates on the yard, when you first come to jail, they all check your—
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Such a bad idea. Did you catch when, um, Jeff's friend was bragging about his miles? He does a 7-minute mile. Yeah, we're like, oh Jeff, that's pretty good. And he's like, it's like, if I went to fucking prison, I could do a fucking 4-minute mile.
You believe this shit?
Yeah, it's like, fuck that.
They were funny about that. And I was, I was, I was asking about about, like, I had so many questions about prison. One of the things I found out, which was interesting, was when you go to prison, when you go to the yard, you have like a piece of paper with you. It's like your file, and on the file there's like a bunch of check, like a bunch of boxes that the guards will check. And like one of it…
they ask to see your papers.
They ask to see your papers. And then, and then if you're— if it turns out that you're a fucking— you commit some kind of sexual crime, they'll fucking stab the fuck out of you, and they, they will literally make your life a living hell. That's fucking insane.
He did say that. He was like, yeah, they're done. They just get stabbed.