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David and Jason go to Prison

Yeah, it's like, fuck that.

June 7, 201911:33Jason
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David11:18
You keep suggesting that. I know I do.
Jason11:19
Such a bad idea. Did you catch when, um, Jeff's friend was bragging about his miles? He does a 7-minute mile. Yeah, we're like, oh Jeff, that's pretty good. And he's like, it's like, if I went to fucking prison, I could do a fucking 4-minute mile.
David11:32
You believe this shit?
Jason11:33
Yeah, it's like, fuck that.
David11:34
They were funny about that. And I was, I was, I was asking about about, like, I had so many questions about prison. One of the things I found out, which was interesting, was when you go to prison, when you go to the yard, you have like a piece of paper with y…
Jason12:09
they ask to see your papers.
David12:09
They ask to see your papers. And then, and then if you're— if it turns out that you're a fucking— you commit some kind of sexual crime, they'll fucking stab the fuck out of you, and they, they will literally make your life a living hell. That's fucking insane.