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Dating A Porn Star

Dude, your YouTube videos are the best. Your balls though. This is, this is a little on, but I have this weird thing with magic. I don't know why, but like, I, I like when someone's doing a magic trick or like someone's performing, like, I, I want people to be respected and I want people to be respectful when they're watching a trick. And there's one thing I hate— I hate when like people like predict the magic trick. I don't know. And they like try to trick the person that's doing the trick. Yeah, like that bums me out for some reason. Uh, and there was one time I was— this was like, I think like a year and a half ago or like 2 years ago— I was talking to this girl girl, and we hung out like, like for like 3, 4 weeks consecutively, which is like pretty, pretty big for me. Like, I don't know, that was a lot of commitment for me. I was like surprised that I met somebody. And there was one day she was over, I was having like a party, and I showed her a magic trick, and I was like, pick a card, any card. She picked a card, and then I shuffled the deck, and I noticed her card was no longer in it. And she put the card in her own pocket to fuck with me.

January 19, 202126:29David
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Megan26:19
so like, right, someone may recognize you if they're like within your age range, right? Like an old guy may not, right?
David26:26
Right.
Megan26:27
I wouldn't want to go to someone that'd be like, David Dobrik, how are you?
David26:29
Dude, your YouTube videos are the best. Your balls though. This is, this is a little on, but I have this weird thing with magic. I don't know why, but like, I, I like when someone's doing a magic trick or like someone's performing, like, I, I want people to be respected and I want people to be respectful when they're watching a trick. And there's one thing I hate— I hate when like people like pre…
Natalie27:29
Oh God, and she got the wrath of David.
David27:32
And I was just like, and I just like, obviously I kept my composure on the outside, but inside, like a volcano erupted.
Jason27:41
And you wanted to do your trick.