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Dating A Porn Star

Hey, Dad, let's go outside. First of all, you don't know if you call your dad. Well, if I— if that dog can speak its mind, he'd probably hate you. That's not true at all. No, I'm kidding. But wait, wait, wait, wait. Your dog. What's its life expectancy?

January 19, 202122:56David
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Joe22:51
100%.
David22:52
No, Joe, Joe, stop. I'm being deadass. Don't be funny.
Joe22:55
I'm not being funny.
David22:56
Hey, Dad, let's go outside. First of all, you don't know if you call your dad. Well, if I— if that dog can speak its mind, he'd probably hate you. That's not true at all. No, I'm kidding. But wait, wait, wait, wait. Your dog. What's its life expectancy?
Joe23:10
Uh, 12 years. 14.
David23:12
14. With the way Joe— with the way Joe pampers him, probably like 16.
Joe23:16
He's never seen concrete. He always gets carried.