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Dating A Porn Star

I got it one time in my Mini Cooper. I went into a little shopping area and then like my friends and I got ice cream, like whatever. And then I'm pulling out, right? And this girl goes, roll down your window. And I was looking around like, wait, me? And I rolled down my window and she goes, there's a bird stuck in your grill of your car. And it literally had its wings still up like it was flying.

January 19, 202120:43Taylor
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Ella20:34
Like, it's just like always staring at it and it's like, you also call me when a bird flew into your car, right?
David20:40
I feel like that happens to you a lot too.
Ella20:41
Yeah, that does happen to me a lot.
Taylor20:43
I got it one time in my Mini Cooper. I went into a little shopping area and then like my friends and I got ice cream, like whatever. And then I'm pulling out, right? And this girl goes, roll down your window. And I was looking around like, wait, me? And I rolled down my window and she goes, there's a bird stuck in your grill of your car. And it literally had its wings still up like it was flying.
Jason21:06
Hey, Joe Vulpes is here, guys. It's his birthday.
David21:09
Give Joe a mic. Give Joe a mic. Guys, it's Joe Vulpes's birthday. Joe Vulpes is our editor of the podcast. We used to— you may know him from the teeny weeny. And since this is his birthday, Joe, we have something very special for you today. We're gonna give y…
Joe21:23
Are you kidding me?