Dating A Porn Star

And like, the cars were like fucking shattered, like glass everywhere. The front bumper was like across the street. Like, it was— the cars were everywhere. And he was just like, yeah, cops don't come for this stuff. And then luckily a cop came by and it was really funny. He recognized me. And at the end, at the end, Taylor goes, he bought me this car. But no, Taylor, Yeah, everything, everything's fine, which is awesome because it could have been so much worse. But what was so crazy is an hour and a half after, like after I dropped Taylor off at my car to drive home, I got a call from, from King, this guy who works at Mercedes who sold me Taylor's car, right? He sold me her car and he calls me, he's like, hey brother. I haven't talked to him in months. He's like, hey brother, you came up on my mind this morning. Something just told me to call you. I wanted to see if you're okay. Yeah, and I was like, what the the fuck? And I was like, and I was like, dude, you must be the best salesman on planet Earth.