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Dating A Porn Star
I think I threw a few more fuck this, but I hit my head. You see, I was at the house, I ordered the kids food. First of all, I asked the kids to come here. They didn't want to come because Charlie had on mascara and she didn't want you guys to see her in mascara or something. I don't know. And then, and then I ordered them food and then it got canceled. Then they wanted Starbucks. Then I came, I was putting them in my house to go get Starbucks and they just take so long. They don't understand that like I have a fucking job and I have somewhere to be, right? And then I turned and I hit my head.
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No, I know, but everyone else came earlier, so I was like, let's just get Jason. And, and we texted him, we're like, Jason, hurry up. I texted him that, and then 5 minutes later we get a call. It's a group FaceTime and it's a butt dial from Jason, and it's hi…
I was just like, fuck this.
Yeah, damn it. Yeah, bro. He was so pissed. All you like— I'm not even kidding. It sounds like we're making this up, but he literally— his phone picked up and it was like in his hand and he was like, fuck. And then, and then right when he came in, he goes, he…
I think I threw a few more fuck this, but I hit my head. You see, I was at the house, I ordered the kids food. First of all, I asked the kids to come here. They didn't want to come because Charlie had on mascara and she didn't want you guys to see her in mascara or something. I don't know. And then, and then I ordered them food and then it got canceled. Then they wanted Starbucks. Then I came, I…
Oh, and that's why you were screaming.
And that's when the butt dial went off. And then And I was just like, just get in the house, just take the fucking cake box.
Yeah, you butt dial like a fucking madman, bro.