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Dating A Porn Star
Yeah, damn it. Yeah, bro. He was so pissed. All you like— I'm not even kidding. It sounds like we're making this up, but he literally— his phone picked up and it was like in his hand and he was like, fuck. And then, and then right when he came in, he goes, he goes, I'm sorry, guys. And we go, for what? And he goes, I just— I don't know what you guys heard. So did you say more stuff?
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Oh my God, I'm here on the dot, 4:30.
No, I know, but everyone else came earlier, so I was like, let's just get Jason. And, and we texted him, we're like, Jason, hurry up. I texted him that, and then 5 minutes later we get a call. It's a group FaceTime and it's a butt dial from Jason, and it's hi…
I was just like, fuck this.
Yeah, damn it. Yeah, bro. He was so pissed. All you like— I'm not even kidding. It sounds like we're making this up, but he literally— his phone picked up and it was like in his hand and he was like, fuck. And then, and then right when he came in, he goes, he goes, I'm sorry, guys. And we go, for what? And he goes, I just— I don't know what you guys heard. So did you say more stuff?
I think I threw a few more fuck this, but I hit my head. You see, I was at the house, I ordered the kids food. First of all, I asked the kids to come here. They didn't want to come because Charlie had on mascara and she didn't want you guys to see her in masc…
Oh, and that's why you were screaming.
And that's when the butt dial went off. And then And I was just like, just get in the house, just take the fucking cake box.