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Dating A Porn Star
I went to put my gum in a napkin. I picked up the napkin, there was already a big piece of gum in there, and I dropped the big piece of gum on the ground. Yeah, and then I picked up the gum on the ground and I put my gum in there. Now that me and your gum is sharing that napkin.
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Because I don't want to wait anymore and I just want to get it done. And who's— okay, if you're a scam artist, why are you scamming people on Iron Man statues?
Because there are dumbasses like you that really want it.
Yeah, but like, come on, if I'm a scam artist, I'm going to like pick something that like more people want. So we'll see. I was thinking about this the other day. You know when I feel most respected? When I'm walking by a guy leaf blowing and he turns it off…
I went to put my gum in a napkin. I picked up the napkin, there was already a big piece of gum in there, and I dropped the big piece of gum on the ground. Yeah, and then I picked up the gum on the ground and I put my gum in there. Now that me and your gum is sharing that napkin.
Yeah.
And then you freaked out.
Yeah, I freaked out. Well, I want to show you what's in my gum. I wanted it to be a surprise.