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Yeah, but like, come on, if I'm a scam artist, I'm going to like pick something that like more people want. So we'll see. I was thinking about this the other day. You know when I feel most respected? When I'm walking by a guy leaf blowing and he turns it off as I pass by. Do you know what I'm talking about? Like, you're— and it's been since I was fucking little. Like, there's something about like an older gentleman turning off the leaf blower or the lawnmower or whatever when you walk by so a rock doesn't come and hit you in the face. There's something so cool about it and like, so like human about it. Like, we're all taking care of each other here at the end of the day. Like, I may have a job, but I see you, I recognize you, another person walking by, and I'm gonna make sure you don't get hurt. Like, I think that's sick, right? I don't know. Well, that's just the thought I've had. I mean, listen, man, is this the TED Talk that you're building? Yeah, this is part of it. This is how I open it. Okay, explain to the audience what just happened.

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Ella10:26
How do you send money to someone that you don't even know who's receiving it?
David10:29
Because I don't want to wait anymore and I just want to get it done. And who's— okay, if you're a scam artist, why are you scamming people on Iron Man statues?
Ella10:37
Because there are dumbasses like you that really want it.
David10:39
Yeah, but like, come on, if I'm a scam artist, I'm going to like pick something that like more people want. So we'll see. I was thinking about this the other day. You know when I feel most respected? When I'm walking by a guy leaf blowing and he turns it off as I pass by. Do you know what I'm talking about? Like, you're— and it's been since I was fucking little. Like, there's something about like…
Jason11:32
I went to put my gum in a napkin. I picked up the napkin, there was already a big piece of gum in there, and I dropped the big piece of gum on the ground. Yeah, and then I picked up the gum on the ground and I put my gum in there. Now that me and your gum is…
David11:43
Yeah.
Jason11:44
And then you freaked out.