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Because I don't want to wait anymore and I just want to get it done. And who's— okay, if you're a scam artist, why are you scamming people on Iron Man statues?
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Well, this is the shit that you do. And then fucking David's business manager will call us and be like, Yo, what the fuck is this $9,000? And we're like, yo, honestly, I don't know. And then we asked him. He's like, oh yeah, yeah, it's the Iron Man suit I jus…
No, I don't.
How do you send money to someone that you don't even know who's receiving it?
Because I don't want to wait anymore and I just want to get it done. And who's— okay, if you're a scam artist, why are you scamming people on Iron Man statues?
Because there are dumbasses like you that really want it.
Yeah, but like, come on, if I'm a scam artist, I'm going to like pick something that like more people want. So we'll see. I was thinking about this the other day. You know when I feel most respected? When I'm walking by a guy leaf blowing and he turns it off…
I went to put my gum in a napkin. I picked up the napkin, there was already a big piece of gum in there, and I dropped the big piece of gum on the ground. Yeah, and then I picked up the gum on the ground and I put my gum in there. Now that me and your gum is…