Dating A Porn Star
I've been trying to get this Iron Man suit for like fucking ever, and the guy just stopped responding to me. They're in China, and they're, you know, we're up at different times, so our communication is horrible. I've been DMing back and forth. And yesterday, after 2 weeks, he finally got back to me. He goes, check your email, invoice. And I checked it, and there was an invoice for the Iron Man suit. It was a statue, and it was $9,500. It was to send to buy this Iron Man suit to a Chinese company somewhere. And I was like, okay, you don't have my address or my name or like which one I want specifically. Like, are you sure? Like, you know which one I want? And he didn't respond for another 20 minutes. And then I sent another one and be like, hey, text me if you just want a quicker response, that'll be easier. And he didn't respond for another 20 minutes. And I was getting really impatient because I was like, I couldn't— I didn't get a hold of this guy for 2 weeks. So I'm like, I'm just going to fucking go for it. I just sent him the money. And then after I sent him the money, I was like, this is my— I just sent you the money. Here's my address, by the way. Because I'm just so desperate for this fucking Iron Man.