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You'd fucking thrive there. No one has a shower. Everyone's an equal finally. Robinhood is an investing app that lets you buy and sell stocks, ETFs, options, and cryptos all commission-free. Well, my friends were reading this ad. Carly and Bruce were reading this for their podcast. And instead of saying you can buy and sell stocks, Bruce goes, Robinhood is an investing app that lets you buy and sell socks. He said socks, but they ended up cutting it out anyway. While other brokerages charge up to $10 for every trade, Robinhood doesn't charge any commission fee, so you can trade stocks and keep all your profits. Plus, there's no account minimum deposit needed to get started, so you can start investing at any level. The simple intuitive design of Robinhood makes investing easy for newcomers and experts alike. Dude, reading is so fucking tough for me. I don't know what it is.

April 18, 201933:53David
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Jason33:43
Let's go camping. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sorry, sorry, you're right. That's a terrible idea. You and me camping is awful.
David33:50
Camping would be tough.
Jason33:51
I would do it.
David33:53
You'd fucking thrive there. No one has a shower. Everyone's an equal finally. Robinhood is an investing app that lets you buy and sell stocks, ETFs, options, and cryptos all commission-free. Well, my friends were reading this ad. Carly and Bruce were reading this for their podcast. And instead of saying you can buy and sell stocks, Bruce goes, Robinhood is an investing app that lets you buy and s…
Jason34:38
Yeah, yeah, because you're a dumbass.
David34:42
You shouldn't say stuff like that. You shouldn't put me down.
Jason34:45
When I'm, when I'm reading this ad, when I've been working so hard at Mathnasium each week.