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Anyway, the other day was great. Natalie went to go pick up vegetables and fruits. Every single one was either moldy and like, like just destroyed, just like completely like, like it almost looked like she went to the grocery store and she went, fuck David, I'm going to fuck David. Which is me half the time in the grocery store. It literally was like she was trying to poison me. It's like she went to Ralph's and she's like, I love all the vegetables that are here on this aisle and this rack. Can I go to the back room and find the vegetables that you were about to throw out? It was, it was bad. And then she came and I'm like, And then I sent her back the next day to get new vegetables, and she sent me a picture of the rack. She's like, look at what I'm dealing with here. There was only like 4 peppers, literally 4 red peppers.

April 18, 20193:46David
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Natalie3:32
I actually was completely sober the whole weekend at Coachella.
David3:35
Yeah, right. Not—
Jason3:39
Never mind. If any brands are listening, she was completely sober. If her friends from fucking back home are— Yo, Natalie got turned.
David3:46
Anyway, the other day was great. Natalie went to go pick up vegetables and fruits. Every single one was either moldy and like, like just destroyed, just like completely like, like it almost looked like she went to the grocery store and she went, fuck David, I'm going to fuck David. Which is me half the time in the grocery store. It literally was like she was trying to poison me. It's like she wen…
Natalie4:28
And I was like, this is what I'm choosing from all the shitty red peppers at 11 PM when you send me to the damn grocery store, blaming it on the grocery store.
David4:34
But yeah, okay, thank you, Natalie. Thanks for coming. Let's be better this week.
Jason4:37
Okay, Natalie Maradona, everybody. Maradona. Natalie Maradona. How was your weekend, David?