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I just, I kind of just stalked her for 3 hours, finally mustered up the courage to say hi.
No, I walked right by and I was like, hi Paris, I fucking love you so much. Is that what you said? And yeah, and she like grabbed me and she goes, thank you. Like, it was the fucking kindest thing I've ever seen. She like stopped and she's like, thank you. Sh…
I've done a lot more comedy than you, David. There's no need for you to be nervous. I respect you. I think you're funny, man. I do. Give me some good advice for once, dog.
What do you need help with?
How do I like wrap my head around like not seeing them for 5 days and feeling shitty about it?
You need a puppy.
You would hate that. We've been through this. You would hate if I had a puppy, then I wouldn't be available to you. I wouldn't be disposed at your disposal.