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Confronting Our Roommate's Girlfriend

And I had no idea. There has to be something. There has to be something magical to it. I've never had that happen to me. 156, perfectly on the dot. I mean, those are my favorite situations. Not my favorite situations. My favorite questions to ask my friends is like what you would do for a certain something. Natalie and I always do this. Like, Natalie, like for me to become like, I always want to be a singer. So I'm like, Nat, for me to be like A-class best singer in the world, would you have sex with John and Alex? And like, and obviously it's like such a selfless thing to do for me. Do you know what I mean? She'd have to have sex with two of our hometown friends.

May 21, 20255:51David
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Natalie5:46
Shut up.
David5:47
Yeah, it's from a dude. So I'm Am I gay?
Natalie5:50
That's the sign.
David5:51
And I had no idea. There has to be something. There has to be something magical to it. I've never had that happen to me. 156, perfectly on the dot. I mean, those are my favorite situations. Not my favorite situations. My favorite questions to ask my friends is like what you would do for a certain something. Natalie and I always do this. Like, Natalie, like for me to become like, I always want to…
Jason6:27
So you could be the singer? So I could be the singer. Oh, that's a crazy question.
David6:32
Well, because it's a light ask. If Natalie was like—
Natalie6:37
I mean, to be the number one biggest pop star in the world is like—