VIEWSSearch episodes, quotes, people, and timestamps.
Moment View

Confronting Our Roommate's Girlfriend

But, John, I had to explain it to you. Okay, so John has this guy friend who he hangs out with out with, um, once a month maybe, right? So like casually. And then that guy friend has a girlfriend who John's met maybe 1 or 2 times. Alex has told me that this girl— I actually have said it myself— is very pretty. I've said it. I'm like, this is a pretty girl. I think she's pretty. I'm sorry. She recently broke up with John's friend, correct? John knows this friend way more than the girl, by far. And the first thing John texts Julia is 'Hey, my friend and his girlfriend just broke up. Maybe we should hang out with his girlfriend to make her feel like she has friends.' What the fuck? Julia goes, 'What?' And John goes, 'Well, I just feel like she'd probably need somebody right now because she's all alone.' And Julia's like, 'You don't even fucking know the bitch.' Am I explaining this to Julia?

May 21, 202527:30David
Open full episode
27:30/0:00
Scrub the kinetic waveform to jump through the episode.
7
Transcript window
Transcript Window

Context stack

Nearby lines for local context around the selected quote.
John27:25
No, no, no.
David27:26
I think this one's such a good.
John27:27
No, I already took my loss, dude. I already took my loss.
David27:30
But, John, I had to explain it to you. Okay, so John has this guy friend who he hangs out with out with, um, once a month maybe, right? So like casually. And then that guy friend has a girlfriend who John's met maybe 1 or 2 times. Alex has told me that this girl— I actually have said it myself— is very pretty. I've said it. I'm like, this is a pretty girl. I think she's pretty. I'm sorry. She rec…
Natalie28:29
No.
Julia28:29
Yeah, you're like pretty spot on.
David28:31
Okay, explain it from your point of view, because when I heard this fucking story. I was like, John, are you on fucking crack? I couldn't believe it.