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Confronting Our Roommate's Girlfriend
They all texted me like every 5 minutes. I was getting a text about how much fun they were having until like 2, 3 in the morning.
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And I had Mike hovering over the egg rolls, so it was very believable. And then this fucking asshole checkmates me and she sends me a picture of my credit card and she goes, every minute that food's not at my door, I order a Chanel bag. And I literally— and I…
Yeah.
And I was like, come and get it. It's here. I waited right behind the door. I was looking through the peephole for Natalie to come get it. And when I saw Natalie coming around the corner, I opened the door and fuck, it was Natalie's mom. I didn't even want to…
They all texted me like every 5 minutes. I was getting a text about how much fun they were having until like 2, 3 in the morning.
Really?
Yeah, like they didn't let go.
And I was telling Natalie, I was like, if I was even desired like 1/16 of this amount to come out, I would have caved. Like, how could somebody— like, you do this to me everywhere we go because we want you to come out really bad. We feel, we feel incomplete.