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Confronting Our Roommate's Girlfriend
And I had Mike hovering over the egg rolls, so it was very believable. And then this fucking asshole checkmates me and she sends me a picture of my credit card and she goes, every minute that food's not at my door, I order a Chanel bag. And I literally— and I fucking dropped right back into the couch at the Langham. I was like, fuck, she's got me. And Mike and Nick are like, what did she say? What did she say? I'm like, she's gonna order Chanel bags for her and her mom. I'm fucked. So I put the food outside my door.
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you did— you know he had to do that himself. He didn't send somebody.
No, no, I did that myself. I went and I went downstairs where they drop off the Postmates and I took the bag. I took the Chinese food and I said, and I said every 10 minutes, whatever What did I say? I said—
No, you said every minute one egg roll gets eaten or something.
And I had Mike hovering over the egg rolls, so it was very believable. And then this fucking asshole checkmates me and she sends me a picture of my credit card and she goes, every minute that food's not at my door, I order a Chanel bag. And I literally— and I fucking dropped right back into the couch at the Langham. I was like, fuck, she's got me. And Mike and Nick are like, what did she say? Wha…
Yeah.
And I was like, come and get it. It's here. I waited right behind the door. I was looking through the peephole for Natalie to come get it. And when I saw Natalie coming around the corner, I opened the door and fuck, it was Natalie's mom. I didn't even want to…
They all texted me like every 5 minutes. I was getting a text about how much fun they were having until like 2, 3 in the morning.