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Confronting Our Roommate's Girlfriend
No, you said every minute one egg roll gets eaten or something.
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And I take— and I take—
you did— you know he had to do that himself. He didn't send somebody.
No, no, I did that myself. I went and I went downstairs where they drop off the Postmates and I took the bag. I took the Chinese food and I said, and I said every 10 minutes, whatever What did I say? I said—
No, you said every minute one egg roll gets eaten or something.
And I had Mike hovering over the egg rolls, so it was very believable. And then this fucking asshole checkmates me and she sends me a picture of my credit card and she goes, every minute that food's not at my door, I order a Chanel bag. And I literally— and I…
Yeah.
And I was like, come and get it. It's here. I waited right behind the door. I was looking through the peephole for Natalie to come get it. And when I saw Natalie coming around the corner, I opened the door and fuck, it was Natalie's mom. I didn't even want to…