Confronting Our Roommate's Girlfriend
This time Brooke comes out. So now the full bride and groom are out. I'm like, Nat, you got to come with us. Then her fucking mom grabs the phone. We're in the same hotel. Natalie won't give me her room because she doesn't want me to find her. Then Natalie's mom grabs the phone and she's like, like, it's family weekend, it's family weekend. Fuck, it starts nagging. And then, and then I find out her grandmother is on the other phone. So this is a fucking— a generation of Maraduenas. My worst nightmare. Like, literally hell. Hell is opening up in one of these hotel rooms at the Langham. And then her grandmother gets on the phone and she's like, it's family weekend. And I'm like, listen, Grandma, I don't know when you were fucking born, but the weekend doesn't start till at least Thursday or Friday. It's fucking Wednesday. You can have her in a couple days. But right now Natalie needs to be with her friends. This is very important. And I know Natalie's like, we haven't even eaten, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So I took—