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Confronting Our Roommate's Girlfriend

Here's the thing. When I was living in my townhouse with my family, I wouldn't leave the house if I didn't have a clean set of pants. This is just like a thing that you're just born with. Don't make this a thing about who has more money. Okay? No, but I'm shit-talking you just for the fucking sake of this bit. I do think you're great. I always end it with like saying she did something funny the other night.

May 21, 202511:36David
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Jason11:17
I'm sorry I don't have a full wardrobe from young L.A. on a rack out there.
David11:21
Please don't make this a class thing. Everybody has access to a washing machine. Please don't make this up. You walk into David's house. Don't do this.
Jason11:30
He has every single— it's like 47 different choices of t-shirts, 40 different choices of pants.
David11:36
Here's the thing. When I was living in my townhouse with my family, I wouldn't leave the house if I didn't have a clean set of pants. This is just like a thing that you're just born with. Don't make this a thing about who has more money. Okay? No, but I'm shit-talking you just for the fucking sake of this bit. I do think you're great. I always end it with like saying she did something funny the o…
Jason11:55
It was really, really funny. We're watching The Studio and there's a scene where they take mushrooms Mm, I saw this. And she's never done mushrooms. And the character, one of the characters starts being really truthful. And she goes, "Is that what happens whe…
David12:26
Oh my God.
Jason12:26
And I was just like, I was like, I love you.