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Confronting Our Angry Neighbors

Pepper spray? Are you guys fucking out of your mind? This is the conversation I'm having at 1 AM with the neighbors. And I'm like, Yeah, it's fine. We have it all under control though. And she's like, she's like, and then she's like, did you guys just move in? And then I paused. I'm like, fuck, do I say no and that we like broke into this house, right? Or do I just say yes? And I'm like, yeah. And she's like, and then she goes, oh, blessed be, goddamn it. She walks back into her room and I'm like, and I'm like, I'm so sorry, it won't happen again. That's all I heard from her, right? So I'm like, fuck, I ruined it. Jason's gonna get a call from the landlord in the morning, right? It's gonna be They're gonna be— Jason's gonna be so mad at me. They're gonna get kicked out of the house. So I tell Natalie, my assistant, I'm like, you need to send that woman an Edibles Arrangement or something in the morning, right? Just send her something over. So in the morning, she sent her over. Natalie's here. Natalie, come here quick. What did— what did the Edibles Arrangement people say that the lady said when she got her basket?

September 20, 20183:28David
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Jason3:14
And she goes, at 1 AM? A murder?
David3:17
Yeah, she's a little girl. She goes, is someone being murdered there? Is someone being murdered over there? And I go, no, no, it's just pepper spray. And she goes—
Jason3:27
It's just pepper spray.
David3:28
Pepper spray? Are you guys fucking out of your mind? This is the conversation I'm having at 1 AM with the neighbors. And I'm like, Yeah, it's fine. We have it all under control though. And she's like, she's like, and then she's like, did you guys just move in? And then I paused. I'm like, fuck, do I say no and that we like broke into this house, right? Or do I just say yes? And I'm like, yeah. An…
Jason4:22
Oh God, um, she said— oh, she was tickled. That's what they said.
David4:27
They said she was tickled. So I'm like, I fucking defused the situation.
Jason4:31
Yeah.