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Confronting Our Angry Neighbors

I mean, I could— I could probably name all of the states and capitals when she stopped wiping my ass. Yeah, I was a late bloomer for learning how to wipe my own ass.

September 20, 201814:13David
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Jason13:53
I was 37. Yeah, isn't that crazy how like she was here actually for the last 3 weeks wiping my ass and your ass, setting up. She did Todd's laundry the other day.
David14:05
Yeah, that's crazy. No, but actually tell me how old you were because I was pretty old.
Jason14:08
She stopped wiping my ass. Yeah, I don't remember. 4 or 5. Oh, I would—
David14:13
I mean, I could— I could probably name all of the states and capitals when she stopped wiping my ass. Yeah, I was a late bloomer for learning how to wipe my own ass.
Jason14:22
So you would just have like a lot of big mess back there?
David14:25
No, not a big mess. I just— I think I was very reliant on my parents.
Jason14:28
Oh, that's so funny.