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Confronting Man Who Broke Into My Home
So, I would have been prepared with better jokes if it was an $80,000 gig, because an ambulance came. I didn't even show up, but the fire truck was there. I was in the back, and there were like 4 or 5 police cars. No, I got broken into, and it was— I wouldn't say broken into.
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And it was so confusing to me. I'm like, "No, it wasn't fake." I just didn't understand the argument there.
It would have cost you $70,000 to fake that.
It would have literally cost me.
So, I would have been prepared with better jokes if it was an $80,000 gig, because an ambulance came. I didn't even show up, but the fire truck was there. I was in the back, and there were like 4 or 5 police cars. No, I got broken into, and it was— I wouldn't say broken into.
Who sends in the fire truck always? It seems like an unnecessary send. Most times.
Well, just to put out— just to turn on the hose.
Just spray him down?