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Confronting Man Who Broke Into My Home
And you don't have to put your kids through college. Not at all, because you can't.
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But you don't have to go to the bank and deposit an $80,000 and a $15,000 check.
And you don't have to buy lunch for your kids.
Yeah. No problem. We don't have to be bothered to go to a restaurant. We'll just go to the trash can.
And you don't have to put your kids through college. Not at all, because you can't.
And I don't have to look at them with respect in their eyes.
There's no need for that. There's honestly no room for respect in a relationship like that anyways.
But, um, but yeah, I was always too lazy to start YouTube, right? Because I was just like, I can't do it, I can't do it. And then Vine came along, and Vine was like that lazy man's YouTube. And I mean, the first 2 Vines I made, I was like, this is it.