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Confronting Man Who Broke Into My Home

I really, really badly— if I would have known my— the main reason I ended up calling the police in the first place is because I couldn't see what was in my bedroom. In my bedroom, my bedroom door was cracked open a little bit and it was really dark inside. And just the first thing I thought of is, okay, well, if you're gonna break into my house to sleep here, why would you not sleep on my bed in my master bedroom? And I'm like, okay, well, there must be— there must be 4 other people in the room, like, just sleeping on my bed, just like a big group of them.

August 31, 20178:22David
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Jason8:14
You did a reaction video.
David8:15
I did a reaction video.
Jason8:17
Yeah, I played the Try Not to Laugh challenge with him. We had a Q&A.
David8:22
I really, really badly— if I would have known my— the main reason I ended up calling the police in the first place is because I couldn't see what was in my bedroom. In my bedroom, my bedroom door was cracked open a little bit and it was really dark inside. And just the first thing I thought of is, okay, well, if you're gonna break into my house to sleep here, why would you not sleep on my bed in…
Jason8:51
Yeah.
David8:51
So that's why I didn't like just mess with him. That's what— like, if I would have known it was just him, like, I could easily— I was easily able to tell that this guy was passed out, that he was like on some kind of drugs. He's not here just taking a random…
Jason9:10
He's just taking a random nap.