Confronting Best Friend About Our Beef

Let me tell you a perfect story. Like 2 years ago, yeah, because me and Ilya fuck with each other so hard, bro. Like literally, like he'll reply to my shit like, I'm gonna fucking buy your mom and dad and I'm gonna take them out to vacation, I'm giving the best life in the world. Like we'll fuck and I'll reply to him, I'm like, I'll buy all your companies, whatever the fuck. Like 2 years ago, we went to this fucking waffle place right down the street. Ilya goes like, let me get a 2-stack waffle. I look at the waiter, I'm like, let me get a 3-stack waffle. Ilya looks at the waiter, he's like, let me get a 6-stack waffle. I'm like, okay, motherfucker. I look at the waiter, I'm like, let me get a 10-stack waffle, bro. We look down, I have $600 of waffles in front of me. Shit ton, bro. Granted, we all gave it out, whatever, but it was just fucking hilarious because it was like we're fucking around, we're like one-upping each other up, like yeah, whatever the fuck. Will you call it the ego shit?