Coming Out of The Closet

The other day your son wanted to, um, get Sour Patch Kids and it was like 11 PM at night and he's like, Daddy, Daddy, can you, can you buy me Sour Patch Kids? And I'm sitting there, I'm sitting there and I'm like, just don't fucking say yes, don't say yes, don't say yes. And, and Jason's Jason's like, what are you crazy? It's 11. Why would you need Sour Patch Kids? And his son goes, well, I'll eat them tomorrow. And Jason goes, all right. Jason goes, I can't argue with that. I'll have them tomorrow. So Jason gets out his phone to get like the food delivery system where you can order any food. And as he's getting it out, Jason makes a mistake because he goes, so what do you want? He asks again, which you're not supposed to do. You're just supposed to order the Sour Patch Kids and say it's done. But he goes, so what do you want? And his son goes, Sour Patch Kids and then Krispy Kreme for tomorrow when I wake up in the morning. And then, and then make sure to get me Perriers, but get me a lot because I like drinking a lot of them. That's exactly what he said.