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Coming Clean to My Ex

Oh my God, there's a little poop tree growing.

September 24, 202537:19Jason
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Jesse36:55
Okay. Yeah. So I dug up the mulch, shoved my pants and underwear, and right as I pulled on my shorts, my date walks in and is like, what happened back there? And I'm like, I just needed to get some cardio in.
Jason37:10
No one ever found out. No way, you got away with that?
Jesse37:15
Got away with it. To this day, it's probably still in the plant.
Jason37:19
Oh my God, there's a little poop tree growing.
Jesse37:22
Ew. I know, it, it's, it's crazy. And for some reason, this guy— I always had weird situations where I was like somehow wetting myself or pooping on the run with him, so he doesn't know this at So this is insane.
Jason37:35
Would you ever tell him?
Jesse37:37
Maybe. I don't know if it would break the ice or like— Yeah, I don't really think— Maybe you'll hear it.