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Oh my God, I can't put this in the trash. And like, I can't flush anything. Like, I'm wearing jeans. So all of a sudden I start digging up the plant and shoving it down in the mulch because my thought process was like, that will cover up the smell. And the pl…
Wait, how big is this room where there's like, there's a potted plant and you think you, like, you even think you have a chance of getting away with this by putting it under there? Is this like a quite like large room?
Oh, not at all. We were on a college budget. This was like the beds were nearly touching each other. Oh shit. And the plant was like in the corner, but it was probably like a 5-footer.
The poop or the plant?
Oh my God.
Jesus.
Okay. Yeah. So I dug up the mulch, shoved my pants and underwear, and right as I pulled on my shorts, my date walks in and is like, what happened back there? And I'm like, I just needed to get some cardio in.