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Coming Clean to My Ex

Okay. So basically there's one morning that a huge group of us went and got brunch, probably like a mile from where the hotel was, was gonna start the day. And as we're walking back, we had like omelets, whatever. As we're walking back, um, that's key, uh, all of a sudden I'm like, whoo, I gotta go to the bathroom, like that omelet not sitting. And then I take a few more steps and I'm like, oh, oh God, like, it's, it's coming.

September 24, 202534:49Jesse
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Jason34:38
Like completely across from one another. Wow. Okay.
Jesse34:41
That's crazy. I know. And that couple is now married. And me in this current situation do not speak.
Jason34:48
So that, that tells you that.
Jesse34:49
Okay. So basically there's one morning that a huge group of us went and got brunch, probably like a mile from where the hotel was, was gonna start the day. And as we're walking back, we had like omelets, whatever. As we're walking back, um, that's key, uh, all of a sudden I'm like, whoo, I gotta go to the bathroom, like that omelet not sitting. And then I take a few more steps and I'm like, oh, o…
Jason35:15
Oh no, oh no.
Jesse35:17
I'm probably a quarter mile from the hotel and I just sprint and I just like take off and I'm gone. As I'm entering the lobby, the deed is done. Like, pants shat.
Natalie35:28
Like, it's done.