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Coachella and Long Distance Relationships
You're a fucking prick. Bro, you can't be like this.
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Give me your personal email right now.
You know what, fuck it, Brian, text me, 847. No, but seriously, I want to see what happens. And if you go and— yeah, go figure it out. Go date this guy for as long as you want. Who cares?
Until you turn 17 and you like someone else.
You're a fucking prick. Bro, you can't be like this.
I'm being honest. When people are 16, they shouldn't be in long-distance relationships. If I had a kid who was 16, I'd be like, no, fucking way are you gonna be in a long-distance relationship with someone in Ireland? It's ridiculous.
It's just sometimes it hurts.
Yeah, well, fucking everything hurts. Everybody hurts.