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Coachella and Long Distance Relationships
You know what, fuck it, Brian, text me, 847. No, but seriously, I want to see what happens. And if you go and— yeah, go figure it out. Go date this guy for as long as you want. Who cares?
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I'm just—
this is my opinion, trying to be real, but you're— you're okay. My god, my stuttering. Your relationship can 100% work out, so don't listen to my opinion now. But I think what you guys should do is you guys should just fucking Quit it cold turkey. That way, t…
Give me your personal email right now.
You know what, fuck it, Brian, text me, 847. No, but seriously, I want to see what happens. And if you go and— yeah, go figure it out. Go date this guy for as long as you want. Who cares?
Until you turn 17 and you like someone else.
You're a fucking prick. Bro, you can't be like this.
I'm being honest. When people are 16, they shouldn't be in long-distance relationships. If I had a kid who was 16, I'd be like, no, fucking way are you gonna be in a long-distance relationship with someone in Ireland? It's ridiculous.