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Coachella and Long Distance Relationships

this is my opinion, trying to be real, but you're— you're okay. My god, my stuttering. Your relationship can 100% work out, so don't listen to my opinion now. But I think what you guys should do is you guys should just fucking Quit it cold turkey. That way, that way there's no like— you're not breaking apart slowly. So you still have this love for each other. So the second you guys get to see each other again, it'll be like boom, like you'll be reconnected because you'll be like, holy fuck, I miss you so much. Do you know what I mean? Like cut it cold turkey so you don't like kind of— because if you like, if you try to get it going, it'll just slow. It possibly could slowly die off in like 4 months. 'Cause you guys aren't talking to each other, and then it's like, okay, let's just end it, and then you end the relationship on a lame note. So end it on this high note where you guys fucking love each other, and then just break up, and then see where the future takes you. And I know it's shitty, and maybe you shouldn't listen to me, maybe you should keep going. Actually, email, you know what, fuck you, email me in a year, Brian, and tell me what happened. I'm very excited to hear.

April 12, 201836:49David
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Jason36:35
Oh, you haven't? Well, see, all your friends are smart. I mean, it's just, I feel for this person and I understand that like they're in love and stuff. And what's his name, Brian? You know what it is, you know, sorry Brian, I don't mean to be mean. I don't me…
David36:48
you know what you should do?
Jason36:49
I'm just—
David36:49
this is my opinion, trying to be real, but you're— you're okay. My god, my stuttering. Your relationship can 100% work out, so don't listen to my opinion now. But I think what you guys should do is you guys should just fucking Quit it cold turkey. That way, that way there's no like— you're not breaking apart slowly. So you still have this love for each other. So the second you guys get to see eac…
Jason37:51
Give me your personal email right now.
David37:53
You know what, fuck it, Brian, text me, 847. No, but seriously, I want to see what happens. And if you go and— yeah, go figure it out. Go date this guy for as long as you want. Who cares?
Jason38:10
Until you turn 17 and you like someone else.