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Coachella and Long Distance Relationships

Oh my God, you evil bastard.

April 12, 201835:57David
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Jason35:52
They're 16.
David35:53
You don't know that. I have—
Jason35:54
nobody's 16 stays together. No one.
David35:57
Oh my God, you evil bastard.
Jason35:58
Well, it's true. I'm fucking telling you the truth. And you live in this fucking— what, you know what kind of movies David likes? Like these really, like, heartfelt, like, ushy-gushy movies that no one No one's ever heard of. Fuck you. And that's what he thin…
David36:12
my favorite movie is About Time. Big deal. Suck a dick.
Jason36:15
And the other thing is you don't want to be the person in a long-distance relationship. It's annoying to everyone around you because you're gonna have to go outside and have like be on the phone for like an hour. Okay, your friends are inside having fun and y…