Coachella and Long Distance Relationships

So we get to leave Saturday night, go to the Shorties on Saturday. No, no, no, come on, bro. We get to leave Saturday night and then we go to New York and we get back Monday morning.

Hang on, check this out. Listen, we can Saturday night, we can be in New York, you'll be rested.

When do we change?

We'll change into our tuxes because the black tux is the easy way. It's the easy way for guys to rent suits and tuxedos online. They have amazing new selections. If you haven't checked out the black—

I've checked it out, David. I've worn my black tux. I'm— I wore it to my goldfish's funeral.

Black Tux is now selling a special Jason Nash edition, um, black tux where there's already a spaghetti stain on the tux. It puts you— it puts you in Jason's shoes even before the wedding starts. The black tux never gets old.