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Coachella and Long Distance Relationships
I was trying to set up Jason and this Uber driver, and, and she was— yeah, she was great. She picked us up. And we paid her, we just gave her cash every time, but she was always there because we can call her and she wasn't answering anybody else's Ubers. That's the way to do it when you go to Coachella.
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you guys tried to set me up with her.
Yeah, we tried to get Jason a date.
Liza was going like— I think she was like dead serious. This is like Liza who has like good ideas and a solid head on her shoulders. She was like, I think you guys could date. I really do. It's not that far. It's 2 and a half hours. It's not a big deal. Long-…
I was trying to set up Jason and this Uber driver, and, and she was— yeah, she was great. She picked us up. And we paid her, we just gave her cash every time, but she was always there because we can call her and she wasn't answering anybody else's Ubers. That's the way to do it when you go to Coachella.
Did you text Liza and tell her to tell me that she's sad that I'm not going to Coachella? Or did Liza on her own volition text me and say she was sad I wasn't going to Coachella? Be honest.
It's none of your business.
You fucking asshole. I knew it. I knew the minute she texted, I was like She didn't fucking care about me. That's David. That's David talking to one of his puppets.